after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
ttyl tear gas
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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