and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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