it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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