I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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