Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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