I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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