Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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