idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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