Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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