Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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