So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
