Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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