I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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