do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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