I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
zippers are such a cool invention
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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