how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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