How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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