in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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