thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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