I hate your face
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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