Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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