tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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