So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
