in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
