Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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