She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Randomize
