How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Randomize
