Already got asked if we're dating
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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