How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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