You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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