I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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