White coat. Heels.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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