What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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