Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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