I just saw a hot homeless man
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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