Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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