I hate your face
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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