If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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