need another drink. this is the easiest way
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
