did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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