I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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