i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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