You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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