if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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