It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want nice things and good sex
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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