I understand Curling. That high.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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