I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Dear god my vagina.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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