I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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