Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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