I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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