We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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