At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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