Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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