yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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