she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize