i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Shame is for Republicans.
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