It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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