did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My pussy is not your playground.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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